Still dunno if I can update my DA from my nintendo DSi, but I don't feel like carrying my computer so it will have to do.

See you guys in a few days.

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So... has anyone else noticed the great number of people who have characters based off of 's *cough* "original" character, Violet? They're all related in some way or another and look like practically carbon copies of Violet with slight changes made. It's... quite annoying that so many people look up to her in such a way, but I suppose it's none of my business.

If you choose to follow the influence of someone who acts like a childish brat it's your choice. Noone's gonna stop you, I just think you guys should try to be original.

*Prepares for the shitstorm about to ensue*

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... had so much caffine that you're just kind of sitting there vibrating in your chair?

Yeah. Me too

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I should make a journal or do a meme that reflects upon the past year, but...

Why the fuck would I want to do that after 2009 practically fucked me up the ass and left me to raise it's fucking bastaed mutant children? I mean that figuratively, of course, but this past year SUCKED ASS!

FUCK YOU, 2009! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A DICK!

And 2010, if you suck too I'm going to be forced create a rift in space time continueum and come over there AND FUCK YO SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!

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Hello there, boys, girls, dragons, wolves, tigers, and whatever other kind of things I have watching my page. I'm here to talk to you about popularity and sparkletarts.

So, I admit that I dabble in a bit of sparkledogism myself from time to time, but you know what I can't stand? People who defend their abominations tooth and nail proclaiming "MY DOG ONLY HAS TWO UNNATURAL COLORS AND NO ACCESSORIES! IT'S NOT A SPARKLEDOG!" Lemme tell ya something, sweetheart. IT IS A FUCKING SPARKLEDOG!

Why not just admit that your dog is a sparkley sin against art and nature and quit taking it so FUCKING SERIOUSLY?! I admit my creations are sparkleshit, why don't you?

And then they think they're so high and mighty because almost the entire population of teenage girls on deviantart is willing to get down on their knees and lick their assholes in hopes that they will become popular themselves for acssociating with a *coughgag* "talented" artist. Oh yes! You know how to use the dodge tool and millions upon millions of filters! If that doesn't mean you're an amazing artist then I don't know WHAT does!


Now, the aforementioned is forgiveable to a degree... okay. No it isn't, but the worst ones are the little cuntmonkeys who draw absolutely NOTHING BUT WOLVES! Yes. Wolves, huskies, foxes, and canids in general are FANTASTIC and drawing them in funky colors and accessories out the asshole is fun as all hell, but SHOW SOME FUCKING VERIETY! You're never going to develop as an artist if you just keep drawing glitter injected canines dressed in outfits that even Jefree Star himself wouldn't be caught dead in. SHOW! SOME! FUCKING! VARIETY!

So, to all you GLAMOROUS little tarts who think that your sparklefaggotry is going to get you somewhere in life:
Don't take the damn things so seriously.
Try drawing a NORMAL dog.
Try drawing something that ISN'T a fucking dog.
Learn color theory.
Learn both proper animal AND human anatomy.
Quit sticking wings on every god damn animal.
Try acid or LSD and see how great rainbows are when you're vomiting them.
Pay attention in your art class at school if you're in one. Your teacher knows what they're talking about.
and if someone acuses you of drawing sparkledogs don't throw a gigantic shitfit and just say "Yup. I'm a faggot." and go on with your life instead of sending your braindead army of cuntmunchers to defend you.
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Also, don't treat your fans like shit. If it weren't for them you wouldn't be popular in the first place.


This has been Wyndon with yet another fantastic rant. To buy this rant on CD or DVD please mail $50 to the address on your screen. To complain about this rant call 1-800-666-BAWW and leave a message with Mrs. Dontgiveadamn.

PS. Feel FREE to bring up the fact that I have a pro-sparkledog stamp in my footer. I have nothing against sparkledogs, but I have everything against people who refuse to admit they draw them and draw nothing but them. Yeah. Feel free to call me a hypocrite.

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